Weird, Wacky, Unexplained Links Day

Apologies for the lateness: I couldn't connect today at all after a traffic accident interrupted service to our area. I also lost the first transfer of links I was posting and all the commentary at the time. Those of you who know me are unsurprised. The internets, frankly, hate me. They conspire to make my online existence virtual hell. Well, I've visited hell (and so did you in our Sundays links 2 weeks ago) - and frankly, I'm not impressed.

• The Flat Earth Society
  Giving us hope that the moon really IS made of green cheese.


• Searching For the Chosen Ones
  Featuring this disturbing tidbit:
  You have the future, I have the past,
  Together we create the world.
  I had no idea the past was kidnapped. Where do you think he keeps it?


• Stop Clown Porn Now
  And you thought two unwinnable wars were bad.


• The Toilet Museum
  Urging us to grab popcorn and a drink is a bit much.


• Money Origami
  It's refreshing to know our money will be good for something.


• 9:05 - The Adventure Game
  To start with, I typed: Answer Phone and hit enter. Hey, good start!
  Then I got bored.


• Super Robot Monkey
  Your guess is as good as mine.


• Extreme Elvis
  Fatherland Security got here first. No, they really did.


• Geek of the Day
  Tell me 'Cino' doesn't look stoned. And 2Hot4U should be filed under 'Geek Dream', because odds are she's entirely photoshopped.


• The Travel Brain™ guides you through Roadside America
  I think the Merman is being comletely maligned. Mermen are a minority, after all. Ever since Caligula first declared War on Poseidon, these guys have been getting a bad rap. It's not all Chupacrabra and Sasquatch, yunno.


• Adopt a Ghost
  Whatever you do, don't tell Angelina Jolie. She'll give it a strange name and a mohawk.


• I Hate Men.Com
  Because Amazon.com was already taken.


• Dead People Server
  I wouldn't say this was macabre.... yes I would.


• Sub Genius Recovery and Support Network
  Damn, the cults you don't know about, huh? But here they are, and X-Day is rapidly approaching: X-Day: The End is Coming
  July 5th. It figures, a day sooner and I wouldn't have to peel 10 lbs of potatoes for salad. It's just so unfair.

Great, now a violent thunderstorm complete with lightning just started. So I'll have to leave you with Bone Garden Estate - a virtual online haunted house, and real truth in advertising:

Who ever said labels were misleading?


The real reason we should buy American.

Until tomorrow...
Stay cool.