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Yahoo cited in jailing of China Internet writer
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BEIJING (Reuters) - Yahoo Inc. (Nasdaq:YHOO - news) has been cited in a Chinese court decision to jail a dissident Internet writer for 10 years for subversion in 2003 -- the fourth such case to surface implicating the U.S. Internet giant.
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That Yahoo, what a buncha practical jokers. They didn't really mean to ruin someones life. They were just ... cooperating with a tyrannical foreign power.

China launches "Remote Sensing Satellite No.1"
Ahhh, the good old days, when they would consider launching primates into space. You know ... before they started taking office.

Israel: NO to peace
The prospect of a peace summit between Palestinian Authority Chairman Mahmoud Abbas and Interim Prime Minister Ehud Olmert was shot down by Israel Wednesday almost as soon as it was floated by the Palestinians.
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Coming Up: Those mean Palestinians don't want peace! All they care about is terror and suicide bombs! Let's launch missiles!
And they wonder why those people elected Hamas. Israel, come down off the cross and save yourself. Your fine people deserve it. Your leaders, on the other hand, should join ours for a nice War Crimes Tribunal.

She did not ask that...

Rice Says U.N. Must Act on Iran Nuke Plan
By ANNE GEARAN AP Diplomatic Writer
© 2006 The Associated Press

SOFIA, Bulgaria — Iran seems determined to defy international demands to control its disputed nuclear program, so it is time for the U.N. Security Council to act, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said Thursday.

"Is the Security Council going to be credible?" Rice asked after meetings with NATO foreign ministers.
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Sweet Britches, glass houses and all that. Wait, here's a good idea. Get together a satellite presentation, head over to the UN, and show them all those suspicious trucks and weapons of mass destruction. I think there might be some leftover in Colin's old drawer.

We are the World. We think You're Idiots.

Pakistan: No violence against Iran
"We are against any resort to force," Foreign Secretary Riaz Khan said after a meeting with Undersecretary of State Nicholas Burns.
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Brzezinski: Do Not Attack Iran
Brzezinski: Air Strike on Iran Could ‘Merit the Impeachment of the President’
In an op-ed titled “Do Not Attack Iran,” former National Security Adviser Zbigniew Brzezinski today makes the case against launching an air strike on Iranian nuclear facilities.
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The problem is entirely a public relations one. What we need is a catchy tune, like say this one: Let's Bomb Iran.
Wooo! Catchy.

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

29 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad checks
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are current defendants in lawsuits
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the past year

It must be Enron, huh?
This ‘company’ is called the US Congress.